daily-showerthoughts:

If you take a Psychology class, you’re making your brain learn things about itself that it already knew about but didn’t realize.

a-big-furry-rat:

spyadults:

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

(via squidyword)

sailorbrazil:

shatter-vixxen:

sailorbrazil:

i love writing with ellipsis……. i love the drama……..  the mystery…….. you dont know what im going to say……. you keep waiting……. you think im gonna write some more…… well……. think again……….

An ellipsis is a set of three “…” if you add more than that, you’re just misusing the keyboard.

……………………….sure………………………………………

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

boobs-and-blondes:

are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for

(via ugly)

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

 

(via spongebobssquarepants)